Wow, 20/20 has all the great news bytes
. Who would've thought that I could EVER have sex "just like a man" without the requisite equipment installed?
Naturally, the article assumes that lack of libido in women is a dysfunction:
About 30 percent of women — twice that of men — have a low libido, or sex drive, studies show.
If it's physiological, there are remedies, such as hormone medication.
But wait, it gets even better:
But there are other reasons a woman can't have sex just like a man.
Women are also more easily distracted than men, even in bed.
McCarthy admitted that she often made lists — grocery lists — while making love.
"That's not because she's not interested. Women are natural multitaskers," Berman said. "Our main sexual organ is our brain. So our body can actually be physiologically responding, but if we're not in a state of mind to respond, it doesn't register."
OH HO HO HO HO HO! Hey girl, did you know that you'll never have sex like a man because you think too damn much??? As you can see, women have no control over their own minds. They're not smart enough to do science or beat the boys on IQ tests, apparently, and they can't even shut off the brain circuits when the booty's available.
How do they explain Girls Gone Wild, then? Circuit overload by booze proxy?