His first day on the bench and already Alito is rolling up his shirtsleeves and getting ready to rollback a woman's right to choose
Meanwhile, meat packers are treating their beef with carbon monoxide
, thereby making even old and potentially unhealthy meat look fresh and red as can be and posing a potential hazard for unwary consumers in the process.
Oh yes, and let's not forget the sex and drugs
...not necessarily in that order.