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Quote of the Day (I feel a low-grade depression coming on. Think this is good advice? ^_~) 
9th-Feb-2006 06:42 am
When depressed...Watch porn, fuck yourself with carrots, in fact take the entire contents of your fridge and either smear it over yourself, fellate it or dare yourself to sit on it. Really. Go mad. Think of all the photos you have seen on the Internet and reenact them. This will help you in various ways: (a) Sex, even with yourself, is just great. Sometimes especially with yourself. (b) Everything looks rosier when you are out of breath and covered in your own semen. (c) All those food products will be fabulous for your skin, and (d) clean fridge, clear mind. Or something like that. - Alan Cumming, Tommy's Tale
9th-Feb-2006 12:06 pm (UTC)
The sheer size of the mess alone makes me think I'll just stick with my hand, thank you! XD
9th-Feb-2006 12:17 pm (UTC)
Well. It's nothing if not...*coughs* inventive. I loved that "clean fridge, clear mind" part at the end. XD
9th-Feb-2006 12:22 pm (UTC)
Yeah and it's spoken like a man who probably never cleans his fridge^_^
9th-Feb-2006 12:26 pm (UTC)
Well, except when using the leftovers for *coughs* recreational purposes *coughs* that is. And if it gets 'em cleaning...! ^_~
9th-Feb-2006 12:36 pm (UTC)
Leftovers... Eeeww^_^
9th-Feb-2006 12:13 pm (UTC)
Wow..and I haven't eaten breakfast yet!
9th-Feb-2006 12:16 pm (UTC)
Neither have I. Glad to get your day started on the right foot for you, then. ^_~
9th-Feb-2006 12:18 pm (UTC)
Why thank you for making my morning entertaining too!
9th-Feb-2006 12:20 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Forget actually taking his advice. Just talking about it makes for a good depression buster too! ^_^
9th-Feb-2006 12:28 pm (UTC)
Makes a good conversation starter too! ^^
9th-Feb-2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
I read a quote in a book not too long ago that made me laugh. I can't remember the exact wording, and I keep forgetting to look it up when I have the book handy, but it went something like this:

"Subject, yes; verb, yes; object, yes. But sense? No."
9th-Feb-2006 12:54 pm (UTC)
Ah, well. Sorry you didn't appreciate the humor. I guess my funnybone is irredeemably perverted. ^^;;
9th-Feb-2006 02:00 pm (UTC)
Aiee, I'm batting zero this week for getting points across.

No, I thought it was funny, I was just sharing another funny quote that amused me. ^_^;;
9th-Feb-2006 02:10 pm (UTC)
*snorts* Don't worry. It could just as well be my occasional lapses of comprehension of the English language.

The "No sense" quote was good, though. Where'd it come from?
9th-Feb-2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
A Red Heart of Memories, which is really an interesting sort of book. Kind of urban fantasy, kind of psychological exploration...I'm reading the followup now, which has a slightly different tone and focus, but they're both pretty good.
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