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Why is it that I'm stullifyingly good--even on computer-generated notes to Santa!? 
6th-Dec-2005 08:14 am
This little bit of holiday fun has shown up on my friends list a few times, so I figured I'd join in the fun.

You should, too. ^_~

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January doktor_x and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I gave mordath a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I helped ariss_tenoh across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (360 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!


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A pony!? The LAST thing in the world I want is a pony. *bleh* Where'd I keep it, anyway?

Well, because you know I'm just an altruistic person at heart, ariss_tenoh has trouble walking unaided, and doktor_x and I need the money so badly...

Hey mordath! Do you even know what your blood type is? 'Cause I don't... (^^;;
6th-Dec-2005 01:42 pm (UTC)
Yeah, and I'm still waiting for my cut! ^_~
6th-Dec-2005 01:45 pm (UTC)
*mock gasps* Oops, so sorry! I spent it already! Guess I'm more naughty than we thought... XD
6th-Dec-2005 02:04 pm (UTC)
Next time, I'm holding the money until the heat is off! ^_^
6th-Dec-2005 02:33 pm (UTC)
Yeah, right^^
6th-Dec-2005 02:34 pm (UTC)
Mine is quite exciting. Bank robberies and gang wars XD

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October tanbi and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I pulled iibnf's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I turned littledust_fic in for spitting (3 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-134 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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6th-Dec-2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
Good grief! Spitting on people and pulling their hair? You sound quite bitchy. ^_~
6th-Dec-2005 03:21 pm (UTC)
I really liked the gangwars part^_~ It's funny how you manage to sound angelic in all memes and quizzes, while I'm always devilish and dear Doctor_X gets the spiritual fairy godmother ones ^^
6th-Dec-2005 03:24 pm (UTC)
Well, robbing a bank isn't all that goody-two-shoes, you know, but all that altruistic shit is really beyond me.

Actually, both you and Gary came out very "naughty," didn't you? ^^; I wonder if the cosmos is secretly trying to tell us all something...? XD XD XD
6th-Dec-2005 03:53 pm (UTC)
Nope! I always mean to ask when I get bloodwork done, but I always forget. Hopefully we're compatible, or I'm going to have an unpleasant December!
6th-Dec-2005 03:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, and I have plenty of room for you to store that pony. ^_^
6th-Dec-2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
Heh. Well, you can have her (why do I think the pony's female), then. I don't ride, anyway. Do you, BTW?
6th-Dec-2005 06:04 pm (UTC)
Nope! I don't trust horses - anything that big and that smart just isn't something I want to trust to keep me on while moving at high speeds. Or even low speeds, really.
6th-Dec-2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
A Pony!? Make sure Mamala doesn't park the vehicle anywhere near the pony. XDD
6th-Dec-2005 07:05 pm (UTC)
Hey! I like the new X-Files icon!! ^__^
6th-Dec-2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
It's hard to find a good Tooms ep icon that doesn't have Tooms in it.
and let's face it, that still really captures their personalities for the entire run of the series.
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